Mantis Style!

Man, all of this stupid car shit happens whenever I'm the one driving! Me and my parents split the car 50/50, but I am always the one who must suffer when shit goes wrong. Back when I was working at the fish warehouse, guarding the lobster costume, the battery died, and I needed to get AMA to give me a boost. Before that, the damn thing broke down due to ignition problems. And tonite, I get a flat tire. I have no idea how long that I've had it. I assume that I just got it tonite, possible the nite before, but I don't know. I mean, how often do you check your tires? So I got towed home. Hooray. One of these days, AMA is gonna throw me a party. "Most frequent fuck-up!" The cake will read. I hope that it's chocolate.

posted by Tay @ 5:12 AM