Saturday, November 22, 2003

Alright, that's it. I give up. After nearly catastrophic results from intense slacking, I find that I simply have to get more free time. It pains me to say this, but I think that I've seen enough of the internet. All of it's craziness has proved to be very amusing, sometimes even educational, but my mission to see the entire internet is obviously foolhardy at best.

Still, I've gotten to see some pretty cool stuff. Allow me to share some more of it with you.

"Nobody's ever won "Moe's Drink a Gallon of Gin and Live" contest, and nobody ever will". The runners up are even lucky to survive. Ironically enough, the prize for winning was more booze.

My prayers to Buddhist Robo-zombie Santa have been answered! My only question is: How in hell do you fit 35 episodes into one season?

Okay, I think that if I've learned anything from my logic class, it's that you can't blame sucking at soccer on porn. It's a clear "false cause" argument, with a dash of ad vericundiam to boot. It's fun to use learning for evil!

"Hold on tight The Cheat! We're blasting off to tha mooooon!" Meanwhile, NASA is planning to go back. Crazy.

It's official! Despite what those crazy bumper stickers might say, people don't kill people, guns kill people. I would just like to state for the record that I still kill people too. But the 9th circut of American courts won't get to that for a while.

This is an interesting story. I'm actually surprised that the inmates didn't win more games than they did. I mean, what else is there to do in prison, besides work out and stab people? These Princeton guys, all they do is talk in latin with fake british accents and stuff. Or learn things, I forget which.

Homeless Dude 2: Homeless Dude Strikes Back! Seriously, this is why I hate the homeless, and support any laws that make life less appealing to them. They can snap at any time, and there's no real way to punish them! What are we going to do? Send them to prison? Yeah, I'm sure that the 3 meals a day and roof over their heads is a huge deterent. Sure, we are trying to fine them, but I'm not sure what they are expected to pay with. Perhaps their bag of cans? I support my friend Jones on the idea that we should have a "Homeless Hunting Season", and market it to big-business rednecks that can't take the time to go to the woods and hunt other animals. If I may suggest a couple of tools that might prove useful for the task. (side note: what the hell is up with the loser posing with that sword? Is he stuck in the matrix, or is he just the world's dumbest looking goth?)

(second side note: aren't all goths dumb? or is it possibly just the wiccans who suck?)

I love science. Unfortunatly, the article does not reveal the results of the experiment. Exactly how much milk is too much?

Webcomic Corner
Normally I don't care much for one-panel political cartoons, the type that you often find in your newspaper. I really don't like any newspaper comics really, except for bizzaro. But Gabe got to talkin' about them the other day, and it got me to searchin' for a good political cartoon, with a majority of Canadian content. And I found one! It's Filibuster Cartoons, and I like it. The best part about it is that if you don't understand the cartoon, he will explain it to you!

Webcomic of Horror
Here's a quick checklist that every webcartoonist should see.
Was you site made in frontpage, and does it make your readers eye's bleed?
Do you often use words like "buttcheese" as a substitute for actual punchlines?
Is it even really art, or just photos of your crappy toys that you cut and paste?
You got any of that furry art, with related erotic fiction?
Are you on Buzzcomix's top 7?
Congatulations! You are utter crap! On a related note, never go see Twisted Kaiju Theatre. You may never know happiness again.


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