Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Little Known Facts
Did you know that if you go to Starbucks now, they have a drink that is comprised completely of chocolate? There's no water or milk to dilute it's form, it's just melted chocolate in a cup. Did you know that if you order this beverage, the server will pester you no less than 5 times during your stay, asking if you actually enjoy the drink, followed by the tittering of the staff and the assumed changing hands of money?

Come to think of it, they probably wouldn't be surprised that somebody would enjoy pure melted chocolate. Who wouldn't, right? More likely is that they all spat in my drink and took bets on if I'd notice. Crap.


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