I Said "Boo-Ya" Today
They say that revenge is a dish best served cold, but I would like to add that vigilante justice should be served medium rare with a healthy supply of barbeque sauce. Please allow me to explain.
At work last night, I was doing my rounds in an office building. The building has a patio on the roof of the second floor, complete with barbeque. Whilst doing my patrol, I found some kids who were smoking in the stairwell, and I chased them onto the roof. They jumped off (it was only a 12 foot drop onto grass), while I surveyed the scene. It turns out the little punks had the barbeque going full blast, and there was a couple of steaks on the grill, with barbeque sauce and all. I politly asked if they would mind telling me what the hell was going on.
"Listen man, if you let us have our steaks, you'll never see us again."
But I had a better idea. They would not get their steaks, and instead walk away like losers. After telling them so, I went to turn off the barbeque and throw out the food. As I was doing this, I could hear one of the kids scrambling up the wall, thinking that I had left so he could reclaim his dinner. I remember seeing something like this in a movie (100 points for a correct guess). So I walked up to the wall and said hello.
"Listen, can we just get our food?"
Sure, here's your barbeque sauce. So I flicked open the lid, and doused the little brat with it. So he falls off the wall and starts cussing, and his friend joins in. It's cool though, because I was able to snipe that punk between the eyes from 10 yards with a hot t-bone. It was too perfect. If you want fun, chuck meat products frisbee-style as hard as you can into somebody's face and knock them on their ass.
Let it never be said that I can't take pride in my work.
5 Comments:
oh my... that is possibly the funniest story I've heard in quite some time... hitting the dude in the face is totally sweet. Nice work tay, you should be proud.
I second that. See, Colm, we do agree on some things! And Tay, I seem to recall some wall climbing going on in Men in Black. That's an awesome story. I wish I had that much chaos at work!
Men in Black? What are you, retarded? Just kidding. I will give you guys a hint on this one: it's a good movie. A classic even. A really old classic.
is it goodfellas? that's my guess.
-mloc
Older, much older. I don't even think they were called movies back when this was made. They were called something else. I'm being way too generous in my hints here.
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