Wednesday, June 22, 2005

I almost died yesterday, but then I didn't die. So I got that going for me. I must have caught some deadly strain of jungle virus from somebody. Why can't I get the good virus? I've talked to Phil about this sort of thing on numerous occasions, my question always being: Wouldn't it benift a virus in an evolutionary sense to do good for our bodies, such that we wouldn't want to drown them out with Nyquil? And now it turns out that there does exist such a virus, which makes me very happy. I hope that I catch it, or have already caught it.

When I said that I didn't want anything for my birthday, I may have lied. Man that is one rockin' guitar.

And finally, I would like to direct your attention to Texas ninjas. Vandalism isn't normally what I'd call a noble pursuit for a ninja, but it's in Texas so I don't care, and they're vandalizing cop cars so it's funny.


At 2:58 AM, Blogger Man of the Century said...

I dunno dude, that guitar looks a little clunky to bu of much real use.

Also the cheapest thing I found on that site was still $800.

At 7:41 AM, Blogger Tay said...

I'm kidding, you big dork. I can't play the guitar anyways. I just thought it was a cool thing to look at.

At 11:58 AM, Blogger Man of the Century said...

If someone got you that guitar, I bet you'd learn.

At 12:53 PM, Blogger K-MAC said...

WHY GOD WHY? would you ask Phil about viruses? He doesn't know jack-shit about biology. The only reason he passed 1st year bio is because I showed him 1337 HAXX. Anyway, just to clarify, the virus in question to which you linked did not evolve, it was engineered by cancer doctors, and is scaring the bejesus out of alot of horror movie buffs(Think 28 Days Later). However, you may be interested to know that beneficial viruses DO exist, and you have ~25 million of them in your body right now. I won't bore you with the details, but ask somebody who knows next time, like Webster.

p.s. I'm still angry at Phil for his blatant spurning of my presents to him, so disregard any barbs I have tossed his way.


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