Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Here's a tip for drinking those god-awful not-girly martinis that guys are expected to enjoy: Make sure that they have olives included. Not only do you get a nice snack, but their flavour takes a bit of the kick out of pure alcohol. And that's one to grow on! Or if you prefer: Now you know, and knowing's half the battle! It's hard to tell which childhood cartoon PSA catchphrase my audience would be more accustomed to.

2 Comments:

At 10:57 PM, Blogger Tay said...

Ooh, good one dude. I tell you, one of these days a channel dedicated solely to 80's Saturday morning cartoons will air, and cable TV will finally be worth watching.

 
At 2:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Winners Don't Do Drugs. Stay In School!" ... only because the 2 really have nothing in common (besides the PSA aspect), and yet it's presented like it should be part of the same idea. Man, that had me confused when I was 8. Teen.

 

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