Wednesday, July 13, 2005

I Took a Drive Today

Basically Fat Mike found us a house. He calls me and tells me about how it's so great and blah blah blah. And while I may believe him about the house, it's location is a bit suspect. I took a drive through the neighboorhood, and while I'm not sure of the exact address of the house, it would seem to be about 50 feet away from a porn store. I'm hoping that Fat Mike will come back from his camping trip soon and tell me that I'm dead wrong, and that I totally screwed up on finding the general location of this house. I don't want to be That Guy Who Lives By The Porn Store. Not particularily. I'll be an insensitive jerk and keep you guys abreast of the situation.

7 Comments:

At 7:16 AM, Blogger Teh 3ditor suited said...

Ha... you said abreast... I get it.

 
At 8:14 PM, Blogger The Man In Japan said...

Haha, you said Porn! I get it...all the time...for free.

 
At 9:51 PM, Anonymous Jesus said...

I <3 your house with mouth.

 
At 8:14 AM, Blogger Tay said...

Okay, but holy fuck is that cartoon hilarious. YAAAY, my new internet penis is here!!!

 
At 12:30 PM, Blogger K-MAC said...

see, what I don't get is why his girlfriend fired him for obtaining a larger penis. I mean, WTF? that flies in the face of all I've been taught...

 
At 4:28 PM, Blogger Cara-bellum said...

I don't think that was really his girlfriend. It was probably just his boss. Who didn't like big long penis hugs.

 
At 4:32 PM, Blogger Cara-bellum said...

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