Friday, July 29, 2005

Sellout Roundup

I couldn't believe it, watching the television the other day. Iron and Wine was selling M&Ms in a blatant ripoff of Frutopia's psychadelic style. What the hell is up with that? Ben Gibbard, I could see pushing M&Ms. But Sam Beam? Say it ain't so. Citizen Cope is selling Saturns now too. For those of you not familiar with the band, think G Love and the Special Sauce doing R&B instead of white blues. It's good, but completely inappropriate for a car commercial. Let the Crystal Method sell crappy luxury sedans. I also caught Gift of Gab selling both Lime Coke and C-Plus soft drinks. No comment.

Oh, and a big Happy Birthday goes out to Adam. Sorry I couldn't make the party, but I gotta make that money. Maybe I should write a song about cellulite cream and sell it to Ben Gibbard for commission.


At 11:18 PM, Blogger Tay said...

Oh and Jon Heder is in another movie, and unfortunatly he is being typecast as an ackward dweeb. But this time he's a stoner ackward dweeb, which is slightly different.

At 12:35 AM, Blogger Man of the Century said...

Gift is still the man. You can't really blame people for wanting money, as long as the music is still the shit.


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