Well, after much speculation and eyebrow-raising, Nintendo has finally revealed the controller of the new revolution". Personally, I'm impressed. Not only does it satisfy long-time Ninendo fans' need for backwards compatibility, but it also satisfies Nintendo's need to create useless peripherals and add-ons to sell to whiny children.
I'm just surprised that they were able to achieve such accuracy having a controller being monitered in 3D space, combined with a gyroscopic sensor. This is absolutely revolutionary, and more or less just what they were promising. Way to live up to the hype guys.
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That's a tough one. I mean, which came first?
That's awesome. My dad used to play like that, back on the original NES. That brings back good memories.
I think they're making a "Dildo" add-on. And now all RPG fans can rejoice! They're 1-handed controller dreams have come true! You can eat all the fuckin' cheetos with one hand and play with the other! If you get the Cheetos-cheesey-orange system, then you've got no excuse to wipe your hands! OR, since Japan is the land of cutesy-large-eyed-anime-girl-games you can use that other hand to "play" as well!
I just want to see a samurai/ninja sword-swinging game!
Wait, how are Apple and Nintendo commercially unsuccessful? I was under the impression that both have been turning a profit. Especially Apple.
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