Friday, January 20, 2006

Sorry I haven't posted a lot lately, I've been busy. "Busy doing what?" you might ask. Actually, I've been eating. I've changed my diet so that I now eat 5 meals a day. It's gotten pretty ridiculous. I figured after a while the extra food would convert to body mass, what with me being full of food all the time. Instead, the end result is that now I'm hungry all the time. That, and my free time is now divided between eating and preparing future meals. Naturally, I haven't gained any visible weight, since that would just make too much sense.

When my body eventually collapses on itself from the black hole that is my metabolism, donate whatever's left to science. Right now I gotta go eat pre-breakfast dinner.

12 Comments:

At 2:57 AM, Blogger Man of the Century said...

Isn't 5 meals a day supposed to make you lose weight? Maybe it's not. I read it in US magazine. It's diet Lindsay Lohan was on, or so they claim. I'm pretty sure shitty gossip mags aren't the best source for real health tips that might actually be true though.

 
At 7:33 AM, Blogger Tay said...

You might be right, perhaps it IS some celebrity diet. However, 3 out of 5 of my meals aren't comprised mainly of cocaine. That's the stuff that keeps you thin, or so I've heard.

 
At 8:38 AM, Blogger Chelsea said...

Eating lots of meals a day is supposed to speed up your metabolism, and eating infrequent big meals is supposed to give you a big gut.
Maybe you need to slowly work on expanding your stomach from the inside out so that you can eat more in one sitting. I'm sure there's some sort of exercise machine for that.

 
At 10:00 PM, Blogger Man of the Century said...

If you eat big meals frequently do you just break even?

 
At 11:26 PM, Blogger Tay said...

Chelsea, are you suggesting that I swallow a balloon or something? Or maybe I could do like that old guy did in Haunted, and eat freeze-dried dehydrated meals that expand in my stomach and make me pop. Yeah, that's what I'll do! I need to go to the store now.

 
At 12:10 AM, Blogger Cara-bellum said...

If you really really wanna bulk up, and you're still all about going to the gym, there are specially-formulated powders that will help you. I'm talkin' custom-made health-food-gym-freak store shit. Michelle knows all about it.

Of course, this all costs money. But if you're interested, lemme know.

 
At 1:10 AM, Blogger Tay said...

I dunno, I've heard conflicting reports about that kind of stuff. Protein powders and creatine and whey and stuff would seem to be the magic formula. Howver, I'm almost certain that it only serves to triple the monetary value of your urine. But hey, maybe it's the f'real deal. I'm hoping to have the funds to join in late February, so I'll get my poop together by then.

 
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At 9:34 AM, Blogger Chelsea said...

Blog is a cool word. It rhymes with clog, smog, flog, and pog. Remember pogs?!

 
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