I Made A Thing Today
This morning for breakfast I made a hotdog. Only I didn't have any hotdog buns, so I substituted a couple of twinkies in it's place. With this in mind I continued to substitue traditional hotdog condiments for jam and marshmallows. I don't need to tell you that it was delicious beyond compare. I simply need help naming it. Now is the part where you type comments.
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Tay, that looks delicious. But whenever I try to think of a name, before the thought even half-forms, it gets far too pornographic. I mean... golden cakes, cream filling, weiner with little white drops of gooey stuff on the sides... I... I can't, it's just too much.
Thus, my only suggestion is to call it the Porn Dog. Maybe the Asian Porn Dog (Azn Pr0n Dawg, if you're ghetto), because it involves Twinkies.
"The Bobbit"
And we have a winnah!
Don't feel bad Cara, I have a special hotdog that I'm gonna make just for you. Expect pictures soon.
Tay... dude ... I mean, I like you and all, and I'm totally flattered, but I wouldn't want to jeopardize our friendship, you know? Besides, I'd probably talk the whole time just to keep it from getting awkward. And I'm sure I don't need pictures... :P
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