Friday, November 24, 2006

More Ideas For $1M

Step 1: Wait for the avain bird-flu to reach epidemic status.
Step 2: Get a job with the Butterball Hotline for the Thanksgiving/Christmas season.
Step 3: Save the lives of several familes with my critical advice.
Step 4: Oprah, book deal, etc.

2 Comments:

At 4:54 PM, Blogger The Man In Japan said...

Nope, just Ryan.

You could also make porn. Porn can make you a million dollars.

 
At 3:27 AM, Blogger Tay said...

Undoubtedly, but isn't there enough porn out there already?

Conceivably, all I would have to do is invent a new fetish to base my porn upon, and watch the money roll in. However, I am firmly against the exploitation of quantum fetish dynamics for the sake of money. The world is a scary enough place as it is.

 

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