Wednesday, December 13, 2006

New $1M Idea

Portable Aromatherapy

Have you ever been caught on the train, playing everybody's least favorite game? You know: What's That Stench? Sure you have. That's why you'd be the main demographic for a new product. Simply dab a few drops under the nostril, or apply it as you would chapstick (just a little bit higher), and let your olfactory system relax for a little bit.

You already wear an iPod to drown out their assinine conversations, why should your other senses endure the hell that is other people?

7 Comments:

At 9:32 PM, Blogger Man of the Century said...

Like that time we saw someone throw up on the train and then I kept telling people that someone just spilled soup?

 
At 12:23 AM, Blogger Tay said...

Exactly, the more that we can lie to ourselves to appease the eternal suffering that is public transit, the better.

 
At 9:51 AM, Blogger The Man In Japan said...

Or in Tokyo, we play "Who's hand was that?!" Got a M$ product to help out with that one?

 
At 8:27 AM, Blogger Tay said...

I'm afraid that such a product already exists.

 
At 10:13 PM, Blogger Tay said...

Aw, for the love of pants, somebody beat me to the punch. Which is a shame, because the marketing on this product is so weak-sauce.

 
At 5:37 AM, Blogger The Man In Japan said...

Mood tubes?! Gawd that sux. You should totally take them out of the monopoly business. But...what would you call your product?!

Nose Tickels? Smellerific? Not Poop-in-a-Can? Hmm.

 
At 7:10 PM, Blogger Tay said...

I was thinking of naming them "What's That Stench?", after the game that everybody hates playing. Perhaps I'd call them Stink Sticks, or Smell Pops, or something else. I hadn't really thought of that part.

 

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