Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Some Questions

Is 300 a good movie?

No. It is not a good movie. It is the greatest movie. That is to say, it is the greatest movie where at least a thousand people are murdered in the coolest ways possible, and a guy with a rad beard shouts things in such a way that I wish to emulate him.

"This. Is. SODA!!!!" or possibly: "Tonight we dine... AT MOXIES!!!"

It's awesome stuff, and you have to see it.

Is El-P's I'll Sleep When You're Dead a good album?

Yes. Yes it is. If Phillip K. Dick was into rap, this is the stuff he would dig. It's scary, paranoid, and angry as all get out.

11 Comments:

At 12:25 AM, Blogger K-MAC said...

My ears still ring from your manly basso. Both from in the movie theatre and out.

 
At 3:36 AM, Blogger Man of the Century said...

Nothing bad to say about the tacked on political allegory?

 
At 7:52 PM, Blogger Cara-bellum said...

They serve that at Moxie's now? Mmm... allegory.

Oh, and you're completely welcome re: Modus Pwnens. If you decide to branch out into apparel, it even works double time, as a play on "mode"!

Wow, am I ever nerdy!

 
At 9:51 PM, Blogger Tay said...

Y'know Ryan, it's funny. The entire time during the movie, when I wasn't cackling at some dude who was getting his leg severed, I was joking with Kyle about how the movie was more or less exactly like Team America: World Police.

"Freedom isn't free"

That's right, hot lady. Freedom costs a buck o' nine.

 
At 9:54 PM, Blogger Tay said...

Furthermore, one of my favorite columnists had something to add that I didn't see. Dan Savage puts his unique perspective on this movie, saying: "Homophobic? It's Ann Coulter on a meth binge."

Now I don't hold any autoritative opinion on this sort of thing, but the last thing I would call this movie is homophobic. Any thoughts?

 
At 11:20 PM, Blogger Man of the Century said...

I suppose when he puts it that way it makes sense, but between the thousands of man-nipples, millions of man-abs and the male cast being clad in broze-age Speedos most of the time it's hard to notice that it's homophobic. If anything I felt more gay for having enjoyed that movie so much.

 
At 5:40 PM, Blogger K-MAC said...

check dot, if you still remember where it is.

 
At 9:56 PM, Blogger Tay said...

Thanks man, you've just made my day in what has been an exceptionally crappy week.

 
At 1:40 AM, Blogger Matthew said...

Hey we beat god of war 2 so the week wasnt all bad....

 
At 10:04 PM, Blogger Tay said...

You're right. I may be single, balding, and poor, but at least I'm good at video games.

 
At 12:44 AM, Blogger Man of the Century said...

Oh dude, that sucks. Text me tomorrow or something, I'll buy you a bunch of beer and we'll get real drunk.

 

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